HERE'S THE FAN PAGE!  [link] "Hello! My name is Knave Murdok! Will you be new new friend?" Knave Murdok is an educational multimedia experience for children, join Knave on his adventures as he stumbles blindly through the impossible shapes of Hades! What fun! You can learn a lot from Knave as he suffers endlessly for his sins in a Hell of his own making, and is driven mad struggling between psychosis and enlightenment. "On occasion, it seems as if this were a dream, but I have not yet awoken." It's my belief that there's nothing in the world that's so sacred that we can't laugh at it. If we lose our sense of humour, there's no way we'll ever move forward as a culture and a society. It is our duty to push the envelope further and further with each passing generation. If we are not doing that, then there is really no point at all to civilization. Some might mistake that for the rhetoric of an anarchist, but nothing could be further from the truth. I am in fact a very devout believer in God, or whatever name you wish to associate with this higher power. I believe that we were given free will by this benevolent creator, and that it would be an insult to that gift to not utilize it to its fullest. "How vexatious might this truly be?" No one takes first passage over Knave Murdok! I hold dominion over you all. I am Commander-in-Chief in the Army of Fun. Here I am, Rock you like a Hurricane. I AM KNAVE MURDOK AND I AM BOUNDLESS AND INVINCIBLE!!! You will know me as the man who shot William H. Macy Am I joking? Hahahaha? Who knows? My God, sandwiches are delicious! All these years I have made sandwiches and only now have tasted! I thank my dear friend J.D. Salinger for giving me this advice. Freedom? That is just a lot of people talking. We toil our lives away for nothing, but to line a rich man's pockets with gold. Fate is a fickle mistress, friend, your life - a kopek! I was walking down the street and a young girl ran up to me. She asked me "hey mister, are we at war?" "I don't know," I replied, "Do they have an app for that?" There is a Thin Line Between Psychosis and Creation. Who's to Say Madness isn't Pure Enlightenment? I have two pairs of reading glasses, one for fiction and one for non-fiction. I tried reading the Bible with each pair, and it was the same both times. Once a day, I enter into a deep and impenetrable stupor. A cold sarsaparilla shall be my restorative thus. I have no specific recollection of events. |
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